IN THE (FAUX) NEWS: Heckled Christian Rock Band Knows How Jesus Felt

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IN THE (FAUX) NEWS: Not Very Good Album Takes a Little While to Get Into

I like to imagine it's Rogue Wave's latest. Or The Dodos' last album.

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IN THE (FAUX) NEWS: Music Sales Doing Well

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